Past Tense
My name is olivia and you are most definetly not watching disney channel
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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

actionables:

When your song comes on the radio and you’re just like

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

handsomedogs:

Dweezil, the Easter Bully

handsomedogs:

Dweezil, the Easter Bully

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

theoldcapn:

so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn’t remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up

and it is:

‘Why?’

and I’m like, what a dick move, me. I don’t know the fucking answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little shit?!

so in a fit of rage I type in ‘BECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHY’

ding password reset 

lanfleming:

So we had a project in astronomy to sell a constellation that had to include a rubric full of requirements. This is what my best friend submitted instead.. He got an A.

babymoonchild:

so gorgeous

davethebarbarian:

yass

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