|—||Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)|
When your song comes on the radio and you’re just like
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Dweezil, the Easter Bully
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn’t remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up
and it is:
and I’m like, what a dick move, me. I don’t know the fucking answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little shit?!
so in a fit of rage I type in ‘BECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHY’
ding password reset
So we had a project in astronomy to sell a constellation that had to include a rubric full of requirements. This is what my best friend submitted instead.. He got an A.